What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Hi

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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identical jokes get different votes.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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