I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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PIED NINNY!

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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