Anti-jokes are funny.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

White men's rights

A women in the kitchen.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Barack Obama

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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