- Anti Joke

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.