- Anti Joke

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.