- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

hard cheese

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

womens rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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