- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

What is the difference?

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Stealth baseballs record

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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