- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

I'm 4 and what is this?

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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