Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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