- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

womens rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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