What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

When is a door not a door? Never.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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