A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Racial Equality

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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