How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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Banana Hamock.

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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balls

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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