- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

when debbie meets downer

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Terraria

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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