What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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People with cancer.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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