If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

You know whats better than 24? 25

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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