What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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The Oakland Raiders

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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