The queen having a shit

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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