two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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Why? Why Not?

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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Anti Joke

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