- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

its funny cuz i laughed!

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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