Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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BOTTOM!!!

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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