- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Why? Why Not?

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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