Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Women's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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