What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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