- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Adam Chebali has no life

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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._____________________. Whale!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

don't read this

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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