- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

What's 9+10? 19

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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