- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

White men's rights

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

JUST KIDDING^

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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