- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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