Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Women's Rights

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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