- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

You have friends

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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