- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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