Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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