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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

This is not funny.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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