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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

a pornstar comes early to a party

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What did the car do? CRASH!

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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