There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

scraggle is in you pillow case

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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