- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

What is green and is not grass A frogg

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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