- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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