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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Invisible Children Foundation.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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