- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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