Your social life.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

thumb_up thumb_down -11

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

thumb_up thumb_down -11

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

woman's rights

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops