- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Who invented apple? God

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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