What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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woman's rights

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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You have friends

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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