How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

._____________________. Whale!

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Adam Chebali has no life

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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