- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

thomas!!!!

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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