- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

What stops a train? A missile

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

An Asian man fails a math test

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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