do you currently smoke? i hope not.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Anti Joke

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