- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Albino African Americans

these are shit

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Bark I'm a tree

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

a. why? b. because

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

The Big Band Theory

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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