- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

A black man has a job.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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