How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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Women

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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Who wants water? I do.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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this is not a drill.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Your Mother

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feminine literature

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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