- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

The Female Orgasm

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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