- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Justin Bieber

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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