- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Smelly Indians.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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