- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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