- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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