- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Trump will make America great again.

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