- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

Yo mama is so fat she died

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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