- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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