whats funnier than 24? 25

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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