- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

How do you spell eight? 8

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Chris Bosh's neck

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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