- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

A paralysed man falls over.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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