- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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