What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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