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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

My name is Jeff

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Charles Manson is innocent.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

Stop me if you heard this one before.

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