The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Iif your reading this ur gay

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

Yo Mama just died.

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

What did Washington say to California? WC

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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