Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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Penis.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Anti Joke

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