your mom is so fat.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Penis.

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2 Penises

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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69

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Reading books

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Life

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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