- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Women's rights

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Boob

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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are you gay does your mom know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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