A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Women can vote? wtf

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Anti Joke

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