What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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