A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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My name is Jeff

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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