Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Coldpaly is a good band

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

A Serbian Film

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

I LIKE TRAINS

sfdg

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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