What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Penis

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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