- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

You know what's natural? Bears.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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