A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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see ya

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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