- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Arrow in the Knee!

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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