- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What's big and long? My dick.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

No

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

there once was a black man who played basketball

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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