What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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Like this joke, bitch.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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8=> >->-o

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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