- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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